V

I've often mentioned (perhaps not here but in general life) that I think if cancer had a flavour, it would be that of artificial sweetener. Diet coke tastes like cancer. Equal tastes like cancer. And unfortunately, sugar-free V tastes like cancer.

Seeing as though my V consumption has increased, I decided I needed to make the switch to the sugarless version. Everyone puts on weight in their final year of their PhD. In fact, many people around the office don't believe you're close to finishing unless a) you're going a little bit mental, and b) you've put on a few kilos.

Check to going a little bit mental. Check to having put on a few kilos.

But it's time for a line in the sand. And so sugary V must go.